I would like to give a shout-out to the following things/people/ideas.
Brazil - No shirt laws = awesome.
Medicine - Is it just me, or does anyone else not want to live to be 120 no matter how many how well I control the vote?
Fish - For adapting to the loathsomely high amount of mercury we give 'em.
America - For entirely forgetting about a war because Bush can't get elected again anyway. Nice priorities.
Celebtities - For being able to repeat what they read. Don't let anyone tell you you're a one trick horse. Reading and whining count as two tricks.
Ron Paul - Anyone who is supported by a political group comprised of nothing but strippers gets my vote.
Europe - For turning to Aethiesm. That just means more God for us, folks.
Heath Ledger and Family - No jokes here. We'll miss ya.
Kevin Federline - We lose Heath, and you're still here? No wonder Europe is loosing it's faith.
Cheese Its - You're delicious! But really, we don't need the Garlic and Earaser Dust flavor. Stick to the original.
Pluto - Yeah, I know I've already said it, but you're still a planet to me!
Enkidu - Gilgamesh really stole the show, but you had a good attitude about it.
Jamie Lynn Spears - For proving all those hateful tabloid people... absolutely right.
Russia - Because despite being mostly unpopulated on a person-per-square mile ratio, your citizens still manage to mail a few of 'em our way to become true American citizens, that is violent, lazy, and able to place all blame squarely on the shoulders of one man who neither makes, nor actually enforces any policy, and can, in fact, only veto one provided congress doesn't just go ahead and vote it in anyway.
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Cheeze Its should stick to the OG, Pluto does indeed deserve its title...no sense in a demotion after that length of service, Jamie Lynn Spears is a product of a white trash family (poor both Spears people), and America, as a whole has no idea what we have done to the world...how sad. Good blog-Candice
and a fist full of hollers to YOU!
but please may I add...
Spanx - because without your smoothing, body bettering, silhouette enhancing contribution, where would I be? where indeed...
Great post. I love it!! I am so glad that people think the same way I do. I love the one about the war. People are forgetting about it and that is just wrong. We all have loved ones that have been over there, are over there or are going back and we need to remember them.
Word to the millionth power on people forgetting about the war. America has the attention span of a kitten, which might be one of the main reasons we're in the war in the first place.
I really am mad about Pluto. It's very similar to when the Catholic Church decanonized St. Christopher.
Nice post! I was wondering, is that true about Ron Paul? No wonder so many college kids wear the supporter shirts. I just had to laugh at this post!!! Even the one about the war was cool, you're right, Bush is out, can it get worse?
Very interesting! Sending my hamper full of hollers to you:
Webpages: How knows how?
I'm just rattling: What else is new?
Love the Ron Paul comment!! Too funny!
It is so refreshing to read something funny and slightly pointless! I love how you have a true feeling...good or bad for each thing or person on the list. Thanks for keeping me entertained for the brief time I read your blog!
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