Time

There is never enough time. Though having a tight schedule is much more satisfying than having nothing to do; it is much more stressfull. I know I'm not saying anything that is news to anyone, but it is true. There was a time when I had some things I had to do every day, and then I spent the rest of the day being bored. Now, I have to fandangle my shedule to get anything extra in. I have to think about where I'm going and when at all times, and what is near that place that I can take care of when I'm there. 15 minutes to do this, an hour for that, 7 minutes to drive between leaving 3 hours for homework before work and then two hours of recreation when I get home. It's crazy. Most people in this situation have probably quit reading this already because they've got things to do. I think we should just go back to the fuedal system. That way, I would never know what I was missing out on. Plus, every day would pretty much the same. Plow field, shovel poop, shovel dirt, plant seeds, shovel dirt, shovel poop, eat, sleep, next day.

BOO Satanists!

Who worships Satan? I mean to say, lets suppose you really believe in a Satan. Why the hell should he care if you worship him or not? Can you even literaly worship something that isn't a god? The Judeao Chistian Satan hates people! Hates 'em! He left heaven because he didn't want them stinkin up the place. Why would he care about a bunch of maskera abusing rejects or the odd Norwegian Metal Band? You think he likes death metal? Really? Oh yeah, prince of lies sits around listening to a bunch of Illiterate Norse Men, drinking miller highlife, and doing his air guitar. And killing cats? Yeah, that will impress the being that tried to fight God. Cats. Just workin your way up, I guess. How stupid do you have to be? Come on, just 'cause you can't land a cheerleader is no reason to cut up small animals, but if you do, lets not pretend that anyone but the groundskeeper that has to clean it up even cares. Finally, the whole persecuting Christian thing. This has to be the act of the absolutely most simple minded, heavily deformed brain on the planet. What are you trying to do? Give them more faith? Hey, dumbass! What do you think happens when you kill them? If Satan did have followers, he wouldn't choose a bunch of no-talent, lady haired chumps from finland and the jerks that hang out at Denny's. Here's an idea, get a hobby!

Valentimes

There's a lot said and not said about Valentine's Day. There are those that love it, and those that hate it. There are also those that are largely unaffected by its passage. These are the noble ones. For many years I made a big fuss about hating Valentine's Day, I called it Singles Awareness Day. But the fact is that some people can take this stupid day really hard. My suggestion is that we all just forget about the ridiculous day all together. It has too much power and influence. So lets just forget the whole thing and stick to Arbor Day.